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I visited my doctor early Friday for a routine physical.

Doctor: You need to lose weight.

Me [looking down at my belly to avoid eye contact]:  . . .

An hour later while at work

Manager: Free delicious slices of pie ready to eat in the cafe!

Me: . . .

Fifteen minutes after that

Me: That blueberry pie was really good.

Two hours later

Me: I really need to start watching what I eat.

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