I visited my doctor early Friday for a routine physical.
Doctor: You need to lose weight.
Me [looking down at my belly to avoid eye contact]: . . .
An hour later while at work
Manager: Free delicious slices of pie ready to eat in the cafe!
Me: . . .
Fifteen minutes after that
Me: That blueberry pie was really good.
Two hours later
Me: I really need to start watching what I eat.